What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Are narcissists happy people generally?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.